F.A.Q.
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Q. Where are you from? Where do
you live?
A. I was born and raised in Eunice, LA, and the hole was dug where I
went to College and worked, Natchitoches, LA
Q. Are you are a redneck?
A. NO. Im a coonass, or a cajun if you are uppity or in high
class company...
Q. Why are you so mean to your
wife? She's going to leave you!
A. The fat jokes are delivered in a most loving way.
(besides she WAS big fat and pregnant!) But seriously, we get
along great and she doesn't mind me doing odd things like digging holes
or blowing up beavers or building robots. Everyone else's
husbands just sit around drinking beer and watching the football game
so in the scheme of things, I'm not so bad.
Q. You put up bird feeders to shoot
birds? You are an evil bastard.
A. I fed them to my cat. My cat loves me for it, and I value my
cats affection above your opinion. Sorry.
Q. Did you shoot any deer from the
hole?
A. No, I never saw one during legal shooting hours while in the hole
and I never made much afford to shoot one anyway because I was always
too lazy to clean it and I didn't have any freezer space anyway.
Q. What kind of snake was that?
Did it taste good? Can't you die from eating a poisonous snake?!
A. It was a copperhead,
it tasted great, no (I'm still alive durrrr).
Q. WTF is with your spelling and
grammer, it sucks.
A. Im careless, sorry. BTW its grammar.
Q. Dude! I saw a guy who looked like
you and wearing the same hat blowing up a dead beaver!
A. Next question please.
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