You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you just eat?

The answer is: an ear of corn

What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?

The answer is: a bald head

There was an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the father of the other one's son. How could this be possible?

The answer is: They were husband and wife

Forward I'm heavy, backward I'm not. What am I?

The answer is: The word ton

How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?

The answer is: You must stand back to back

Often talked of, never seen,
Ever coming, never been,
Daily looked for, never here,
Still approaching, coming near,
Thousands for it's visit wait
But alas for their fate,
Tho' they expect me to appear,
They will never find me here.

What is this poem about?

The answer is: The poem is talking about tomorrow